Aug 28th 2008 10:15PM by Matt Watson (author feed)
I’ve always wondered what teams do with all of their old jerseys. Now I know: shove them in a small little room in the bowels of the stadium and forget about them.

Seriously, how cool would it be to have the keys to that room, a great big duffel bag and five minutes alone? I don’t know about you, but I’d go straight for those custom Raul Mondesi unis — my guns need room to breath! Or maybe an David Eckstein jersey, because it’d be all stained and dirty. He’s gritty, don’t you know?